Lovehoney

Enjoy the most erotic of views and take full advantage of the versatility that The Elevator lends to fellatio, cunnilingus and light bondage.

We’ve all heard of cuffing season by now: that special time of year when single people suddenly start to crave connection as the nights get colder, longer and well, lonelier. But what happens when we wave goodbye to winter and start heading into the summer months?

Lusting after someone suited and booted? Fantasising about someone in uniform? We all have professions which turn us on a little more than others.

What time of day do people have sex most often? And how many of us schedule sex ahead of time? We surveyed over 1,000 people to find out.

Whether we’re in a happily committed relationship or flying solo, we all experience a bit of a sexual slump sometimes. And when we do, it can leave us feeling frustrated, fed up and downright dissatisfied with the state of our sex lives.

No, we’re not here to talk Chalamet and his peach (sadly). This fine day, we’re going above and beyond the call of booty to give you a low down on how much Aussies love digging around the backyard (if you know, you know).

Tales with the perfect mix of cringe and crudeness to celebrate Melbourne Comedy Festival.