The Top 10 Waterproof Sex Toys

Bathrooms have long been a calming, sacred space for taking a moment to practise self-care — and yes, by self-care we mean banging one out. With the privacy of a locked door, the sound of running water to block out any noises and easy access to a tap if things get messy, it’s the location of choice for many when it comes to playtime (especially when living with others).

What’s your go-to tool for having a rub-a-dub-dub in the tub? Is it a shower dildo? A waterproof vibrator? The showerhead?

For some, the tried-and-true method of the showerhead (or even just their hands) is enough to satisfy them and that’s okay! But at Lovehoney, we’re all about shaking things up and adding in the variety which makes a sex life so exciting. Read on for our list of the best waterproof toys to take you from dry to wet without even having to turn the tap on.

It was a good day for the world when some clever person decided to add a suction cup to the end of a dildo and thus created the shower dildo. With an extra strong suction cup which begs to be attached to a smooth surface for hands-free penetration, this vibrating toy is the perfect dildo for the shower or bath.

While it can be used with a partner, the best part about taking a solo dildo shower? You get all the warm water to yourself.

Worried about getting your toy from bedroom to bathroom without your fam or housemates noticing? This little clitoral vibrator from We-Vibe is compact enough to be hidden under your towel for discreet transportation.

Small doesn’t necessarily mean weak when it comes to this 100% waterproof vibrator though. Enjoy eight levels of intensity and seven vibration variations that will make it hard to stop. Keep an eye on that water bill.

Want to live out your mermaid fantasies? Do we have the dildo for you.

The gorgeous glass of this tentacle design not only looks beautiful but makes for a perfect bath and shower dildo thanks to its hypoallergenic material, devine textures and temperature reactive qualities. It also works well with silicone lubricant which is water-resistant and will last longer for your underwater adventures.

Our top temperature play tip: Cool it down in the fridge or freezer before taking it into the bath with you for an amazing hot-cold sensation.

Prostate-owners, it’s time to level up your shower wristy. Hands-free vibrations from this massager stimulate your P-spot while you get busy on your external hotspots for truly explosive results.

A prostate massager is also excellent for incorporating into partnered aquatic play time. For best results during penetration, get into the Bear Hug position. Have the giver and wearer of the massager lift their foot onto the shower ledge (or spread their legs wide if there isn’t one) to give the toy space to tantalise and tickle the backdoor’s hidden gem. This move will also give you room to penetrate deeply while standing but be very careful not to slip.

Leave the remote control in arms reach but do not bring it into the shower or bath, because while the prostate massager is 100% waterproof, the remote is only splash proof.

Bathtime takes on a whole new level of chill when there’s a clitoral stimulator involved because really, what’s more relaxing than a climax?

Not only does the Womanizer’s pulsating Pleasure Air Technology feel as breathtaking in the tub as it does out, it provides a completely different sensation for you to enjoy thanks to the warming water. Make sure your Pro40 is charged, light some candles, pour a glass of wine, turn on your favourite sensual movie and you’ve got yourself a perfect bathtime set up if you ask us.

Butt plugs are a surefire way of enhancing sex and solo play and if you’re looking for efficiency (and to save water) in the shower, hands-free stimulation should be your go-to.

Insert your favourite vibrating toy like this one and let the vibrations warm you up while you follow your normal shower routine. Once you’ve finished washing your hair and you’re likely to be ready and rearing, use your hands or another toy to take yourself to ecstatic bliss.

Blended orgasms don’t have to be constrained to dry land. Did you know one of our most popular rabbit vibes is also 100% waterproof? The super-soft silicone of the Greedy Girl combined with its 36 vibration combinations will have you treating yourself to many dildo shower delights. G-spot and clitoris love — need we say more?

Sex toy or shower loofah, you decide! This clever, stretchy male masturbator by TENGA gives you the choice of two different textures to play with while you’re uh, checking the plumbing. With a drying stand included and the inconspicuous look of this reusable toy, leaving it out in plain sight (in a dry place) is absolutely an option.

It’s also an excellent toy to keep on hand when you want to up the ante during foreplay.

We love being open about sex at Lovehoney and don’t think a cheeky dildo shower necessarily needs to be a secretive thing but we know some people like keeping things a bit more subtle. It’s why we love the gorgeous design of the G-spot vibrator from Desire. This powerful but discreet looking toy doesn’t scream “dildo” so there’s no need for any embarrassment you could feel if you accidentally left it in a shared bathroom after a hot and steamy sesh.

The real test for being secretive is how quiet you can be while using it.

If you’re the proud owner of a penis and a lover of extra wet play then this waterproof vibrator is for you. Designed with a dual motor and a canal which fits snugly around the tip of the penis the O Force 2 sends titillating vibes from top to bottom.

Enjoying a sensual couple’s bath? We have two words for you: mutual masturbation.