Silent & Discreet: Top 8 Quietest Vibrator List

This beauty may be small in size, but it packs a punch. Bullet vibrators are discreet vibrators, so they tend to be the quietest of all sex toys. This cute, little, banana yellow vibe comes with 10 powerful speeds and patterns. Magic. And best of all, you can control it with a single button, leaving you to focus on rainbows and unicorns on your way to Candyland.

What customers say: "Very quiet, and good power, worth every penny"

Enjoy secret masturbation when you turn on the powerful yet whisper-quiet vibrations of this discreet stealth-like lover. Ideal for rubbin’ the nubbin, this USB-rechargeable, finger-shaped vibe slays you every time with 4 speeds, 3 patterns and a precision tip to ring your bell.

What customers say: "This product is amazing. I bought it to spice up my our sex life and it is great to use alone and together! Great settings, different intensities and vibrations, would 100% recommend"

Aussies prefer their rabbits buttering the biscuit rather than roaming the Outback. And this little bunny can be your secret vibrator. It delivers intense pleasure and a mega dollop of vajingo happiness. Do you adore G-spot stim while your pretty pistachio gets primed for peak passion? Feel the soaring arousal delivered by 2 strong motors, 12 shaft functions and 3 ear speeds. You may find the internal shaft tips you over the edge to the Big O.

What customers say: "The toy is so soft and flexible, allowing for easy insertion and smooth play. The head of the rabbit could also be used for clitoral stimulation as it's just so soft! Other rabbits haven’t fit me anatomically - the rabbit ears are normally way too high or low - but this is perfect"

For fashion that's the perfect complement to your passion, look no further than this gorgeous rose gold-coloured necklace. Housing a teeny vibrator teeming with mighty vibes, it's a statement piece that means your own power to please is always at hand.

What customers say: "Firstly looks lovely and classy so easy to hide and travel with really hits the spot if you play with it externally as vibrations are both quiet and powerful"

Grab one of these eggs for egg-cellent erotic play. Have a ton of fun on your lonesome or with your flame. This discreet vibrator offers the blissful sensations of 8 patterns and 12 levels of adjustable intensity. It even has a travel lock so the airport inspection doesn’t set off any alarms. Rest assured, this silken silicone siren is whisper-quiet for secret masturbation or the most delicious couple’s play. As a bonus, it is wirelessly operated, so your beau can stand back and deliver the goods. Let the games begin...

What customers say: "The egg can be used externally as well as internally, but it's inside where it really does its magic. I find that it hits the spot - and more. The range of pulse patterns means you can suit your mood, and the varying intensity is a lot of fun - especially if your partner has hold of the remote"

If you’re in Sydney and your kinky companion is somewhere Back of Beyond, you can still hop on the good foot and do the bad thing with them at a distance. This discreet vibrator is great for hands-free and long-distance loving for couples. Or use it together during real live bonking – as one internal arm teases both G-spot and visiting donger while the external arm gives your lady button a thrill. This glorious gadget is heaven-sent. With its 10 rumbling vibration modes, the remote connects the Chorus to the free We-Connect app, which shares the toy's controls with your partner, wherever they may be across this wide brown land.

What customers say: "We love this toy. It's the only couple's toy we've had any success with during PIV. It's pretty much hands-free, and it's really comfortable in a whole host of positions (for both me and Mrs Chimp). And it's got so many different options and ways to use it. Love it"

Fifty Shades fans will love this super-smooth classic vibrator. Top-notch in the discreet vibrator stakes for both solo and couple’s play, it has a firm body and rounded tip so you can get off on the 3 powerful vibration speeds and 4 patterns that will tempt, tease and satisfy. Fully waterproof so you and your yellow duckie can make playtime in the bath more grown-up.

What customers say: "Extremely well made and finished with seven powerful vibrations. The rounded end is comfortable and the exterior is silky smooth. Our old vibrators have all gone into retirement. My wife and I both highly recommend this vibrator"

Any vibe with ‘Silencer’ in the name would be perfect for a spot of secret masturbation. It’s gotta be a silent vibrator, right? If the pink wang doesn’t send you, check out the wickedly powerful vibrations along its 7 inches of insertable length and 4.75-inch circumference. Wow, it fills you up. This discreet vibrator is whisper-quiet, battery-powered and 100% waterproof, a silent BFF you’re gonna love.

What customers say: "This thing is a little miracle worker! I am not ashamed to say that I have had difficulty being satisfied in sex and in masturbation, and this little device smashed all of my worries out the window! It is amazing"